A New Day Begins ( Rated PG)

Welcome to Blog My Buttocks!!!
Before She's Whips ME...

In my very first entry, well I will give you a little snoop to what's in for you bloody readers... Hahahaa, no offense bloody readers it's just for my own amusement. So enough about you already cause your life's just so boring, My offer to this world is giving the best grate fertilizer, salty Luke warm "white-yellow" colored fluids and to love my neighbor as I love myself. Great offer huhh... I think so too. Smile!, If your looking for a perfectionist at English, the closers one I know is for you to bloody create a blog and D.I.Y do it yourself!!! no offense again. Haha


Lets begin, shall we... tragedy pokes you in your behinds sometimes right when you lease know it, yes life is what we make of it and when we can't make it, we heard other people making it big. Besides that well we also start to heard the latest news POP out of control MJ the king of POP the father to his two kids, is dead H1 and One strikes the world, The global war of the best prices is in, I like to call it recession and me replacing superman in trunks...


The truth, really saddens you and me, that everyone's crazy and nobodies in control. What can you do really to live our lives the way we do before our expiry date arrives and smacks you in the donkeys. I like to be remembered as a contributor to society that's why I created with my bare hands this BEST BLOG IN THE WORLD AND THE OUTER SPACE! For you readers I like a chance to elevate your problems, worries and all things in that matter. I've done too much to make the world hate me, so It's only gonna be an up hill battle to the top of you faces to break that smile or laughter.


All this sweet cream-pie is giving me jitters, so lets skip the subject yeah... Now my message is clear and simply I have watch too much Simpson's video's and learned from the master Homer himself the best form of communication to do it while eating junk and straggling young kids plus abit of gibberish helps as well. Long live The Homer Simpson.


All ladies i'm after you and all you hairy men do alert me if your in need of shavers at the lowest prices or computer related products as the reason for begin hairy is from not leaving your PC alone, even for a moment Ohh and you're about to burst that bladder of yours. haha suckers.


IF your in need for the best offers for bedding products, do hesitate but look for me later, cause I always take great pride in my sleeping aids and always get the greatest deals from some local companies. Again I repeat do hesitate to the point that you may be about to poo poo and ask me for the locations of those great offers. heehahas, till today I'm waiting to have that perfect sleep where I may never wake up from so good night! and wet dreams.


Thanks for reading stay tune... for more!